I’ve taken it upon myself to wake up every morning and piss excellence…
Day One:
I woke up a bit late and completely forgot to piss excellence.. damn you melatonin...damn.. damn.. damn..
Note to self: write it on your calendar, you have a photographic memory so it might stick better this way.
I'm seriously beginning to question my intelligence now. How hard can it possibly be to wake up and remember to piss excellence? I swear that I meant to read the note on my calendar (the one I left for myself yesterday on my phone). In retrospect, I wish I had hit the snooze button only three times.
Day Four:
Forget about pissing excellence today… I can’t piss excellence if I’m having car troubles.
Day Five:
Waking up for the sole purpose of pissing excellence has been postponed until further notice.Thank you for your patience.
